Neighborhood Flyer

* Damn, this guy sounds really angry * The following flyer has been posted all over my neighborhood. * Poisoning stray cats is Against The Law. All violators will be prosecuted by me To The Fullest Extent Of The Law! I know who you are and I have the proof. Photos, video, autopsies too, I have enough evidence to arrest and book you. Cease And Desist This Now and I'll be through with you, because I'm a very calm and reserved individual generally. I live my life at a very slow and stress free pace, but abuse any animal and I break into a crazy that will make your worst nightmare feel like your happy place. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! * PS: Just to give you an idea of who you're messing with, I have no qualms at all getting the press involved with this. This Is Your Final Warning, CEASE AND DESIST! * Damn, I wonder who is posting all these flyers in my neighborhood. *