Needing No Doorbell

i heard from others the other day that they did stop by but didn't stay be cause of the sign in my mind's win dow though it seemed open was actually closed but it might have read abandon all hope ye who enter here so hopefully no more jehovah witnesses or door to door salesmen or nosy neigh bors for even my welcome mat expresses the need not be perceptive except if you are dyslexic then forgiven for it reads: Welcome Matt. Everyone Else Go Away and i don't know any one named Matt