Mike Dailey Poet Rhyme

National Cleavage Day

National Cleavage Day

For those of you who missed it
I’ve only this to say
Mark it on your calendar
National Cleavage Day
It’s been going on for ten years
That’s ten years down the drain
For I, too, somehow missed it
(May my interest never wane)
This year it was March 31st
Next year?  About this time
Just be alert and watch the press
(And looking’s not a crime)
This day is not just for gentlemen
Without the women – shoot
There wouldn’t be this special day
(And who would give a hoot)
Each year the folks at Wonder Bra
Think it’s time that we all saw
The things their wonder products do
To lift and separate the two
It isn’t lewd, just titillating
That keeps the guys outside just waiting
For the models’ fashion show
As out into the streets they flow
In pinks and blue and scarlet red
All the girls are turning heads
Showing off what’s usually hidden
And to some folks quite forbidden
Ladies if you’re blessed with this
Don’t be a prude, don’t be a priss
Be proud and show it, pave the way
Next year on National Cleavage Day

Mdailey	4/1/12

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Gwendolen Song April 6, 2012 at 6:08 AM And MIKE, there are now advertisements of brassieres on the side of the page now due to this funny topic! What a hoot...Gwendolen Mike Dailey April 6, 2012 at 8:21 AM You don't really think I caused this do you? I never knew poetry could have such power! Mike

Mike Dailey April 5, 2012 at 2:24 PM To answere your questions - No I did not make this up. But if it had not already existed, I might have thought of it. If you enjoyed this little jaunt, you might want to pay attention in January when there is a world-wide "no pants subway riders day". I have a poem on that I should post for all of you.

Ilene Bauer April 5, 2012 at 1:54 PM absolutely hilarious and so well constructed! this is a wonderful and very clever poem.

Andrea Dietrich April 4, 2012 at 10:41 PM Everyday is cleavage day around MY house. Hubbie tells me to cover up better before I go outside, but I tell him no. I need to flaunt these babies!!!(slight exaggeration on how I word it!) Yes, I love this because it's a holiday I can "get into." Well done, Mike!