National Cleavage Day

National Cleavage Day For those of you who missed it I’ve only this to say Mark it on your calendar National Cleavage Day It’s been going on for ten years That’s ten years down the drain For I, too, somehow missed it (May my interest never wane) This year it was March 31st Next year? About this time Just be alert and watch the press (And looking’s not a crime) This day is not just for gentlemen Without the women – shoot There wouldn’t be this special day (And who would give a hoot) Each year the folks at Wonder Bra Think it’s time that we all saw The things their wonder products do To lift and separate the two It isn’t lewd, just titillating That keeps the guys outside just waiting For the models’ fashion show As out into the streets they flow In pinks and blue and scarlet red All the girls are turning heads Showing off what’s usually hidden And to some folks quite forbidden Ladies if you’re blessed with this Don’t be a prude, don’t be a priss Be proud and show it, pave the way Next year on National Cleavage Day Mdailey 4/1/12