Narwhalism

Of all the creatures I would love to be The Narwhal is most preferred by me So awesome, sweet, and adored by all Swimming in the arctic without a care Their beautiful tusk stands nine feet tall Straight out of water, into the air Their horn is an amazing, powerful device Tusking other Narwhals with pleasant emotion Content with frozen waters and ice The most loving whale in the ocean Sensing vibrations and predicting the weather Conducting the Orca-stra and fighting crime Wise and hungry, they all work together As the greatest aquatic species of all time So mystical and and wonderful, it's hard to believe That creatures such as these actually exist The foolish Unicorn-believers are deceived Yet the reality of the Narwhal persists For now, your love for Narwhals may not be perceived But before long, your mind will be infected and free Narwhalism is spreading and will soon be received, With symptoms including overall happiness and glee Believe in the Narwhal with all your heart Your life will see no more torture or misery.. Of all the creatures I would love to be The Narwhal is most preferred by me