Narwhalism

Of all the creatures I would love to be
The Narwhal is most preferred by me

So awesome, sweet, and adored by all
Swimming in the arctic without a care
Their beautiful tusk stands nine feet tall
Straight out of water, into the air

Their horn is an amazing, powerful device
Tusking other Narwhals with pleasant emotion
Content with frozen waters and ice
The most loving whale in the ocean

Sensing vibrations and predicting the weather
Conducting the Orca-stra and fighting crime
Wise and hungry, they all work together
As the greatest aquatic species of all time

So mystical and and wonderful, it's hard to believe
That creatures such as these actually exist
The foolish Unicorn-believers are deceived
Yet the reality of the Narwhal persists

For now, your love for Narwhals may not be perceived
But before long, your mind will be infected and free
Narwhalism is spreading and will soon be received,
With symptoms including overall happiness and glee

Believe in the Narwhal with all your heart
Your life will see no more torture or misery..

Of all the creatures I would love to be
The Narwhal is most preferred by me
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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April 12, 2010 at 9:28 AM
LOVE it!
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April 12, 2010 at 8:45 AM
enjoyed thank you
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