My Weird Teacher

We have a weird teacher in our school everybody knows he is a fool He doesn't know to teach neither he knows to preach His handwriting we can’t follow But for his beard his face would be hollow He does everything wrong and can never sing a song He loves to eat fish but never bothers to wash his dish He rarely takes a bath and really hates to teach math Norway and UK are his favourite places and in school he pulls faces His car has a bizarre style It spews smoke and leaks oil He deserves a scolding from the headmaster So that he mends his ways and learns faster I hope he changes someday I can only predict and not say ! Benedict (8 years)