My Robot Benny

MY ROBOT BENNY I have a robot at home, his name is Benny, Who is also, extremely office friendly. He wakes me up every morning, As a new day is dawning, And taps my hand, ever so gently. I wanted him dressed in a vibrant colour, So he was delivered to me in red suited armour, With extremities of a shiny silvery pallor! He felt at home from the moment he came, And loves us all, one and the same. He is an excellent PA, none equal his talent, And never sprouts arrant, Nonsense, is always polite, cute and gallant Keeps rigidly to a daily agenda, And has been programmed to shed a tear When he is feeling loving and tender! His memory is incredibly large, Benny holds a Phenomenal amount of data, And has a robot girlfriend called Zeta! He loves to impress and is rather vain, Nobody would ever deign, To outwit him, for he has a certain pout, Again programmed, and beyond any doubt, Has a capacity of many bytes To flirt with the ladies in our office space, As he twirls and spins, showing a Blushing face! What a special robot my Benny is, we have Reached an era, a future phase That dictates, We will all soon adopt a Benny, Who I have programmed to say I love you Jenny!