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My Nefarious Head Has Made Me Mad

My nefarious opinionated head made me extra extra mad
Yelling at my sixth-grade teacher. I said, “I am going to tell Dad!”
My corpulent head laughed at that, for she is mean you see.
I wish she would disappear or go far away from me.

You are evil I told her. Slicing her off at my neck.
She made fun of me of course. I thought what the heck?
But then I got mad, because she gave my ankle a little nasty lick.
That’s gross I tried to scream but couldn’t, so I gave her a giant kick.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Kavanagh  Avatar
March 12, 2021 at 8:21 AM
Ha I thought that head was gonna lock on to your ankle with it’s teeth, nicely written Caren, cheers David
Krutsinger Avatar
March 12, 2021 at 8:52 AM
It would have if I had not lost my temper and kicked it away I am pretty sure!
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