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My Last Will and Testament

My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any property. My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any money. My Last Will And Testament will simply read; "Please Be Damn Sure That I'm Dead Before Disposing Of Me." (I was just informed by my local friendly legal eagle that the above has to be notorized before it can become lawfully legal. Why does this crap always have to happen to me? Now I have to cut loose with a couple of bucks to get the service of a notary.)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 11/26/2009 12:04:00 AM
You ar efunny indeed:)i loved reading you--Charma
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Date: 11/25/2009 11:09:00 PM
LOL! I enjoyed the light hearted nature on such a serious subject LOL Very nice my friend. Smiles from Lolita
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Date: 11/25/2009 6:08:00 PM
Funny, better leave money to get them to check! LOL or else you are in the ground fast! :)
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