Billy Thekidster Poet Rhyme

My Last Will and Testament

My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any property.
My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any money.
My Last Will And Testament will simply read;
"Please Be Damn Sure That I'm Dead Before Disposing Of Me."

(I was just informed by my local friendly legal eagle
that the above has to be notorized before it can become lawfully legal.
Why does this crap always have to happen to me?
Now I have to cut loose with a couple of bucks to get the service of a notary.)

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Charmaine Chircop November 26, 2009 at 12:04 AM You ar efunny indeed:)i loved reading you--Charma

Lena Townsend November 25, 2009 at 11:09 PM LOL! I enjoyed the light hearted nature on such a serious subject LOL Very nice my friend. Smiles from Lolita

Doris Culverhouse November 25, 2009 at 6:08 PM Funny, better leave money to get them to check! LOL or else you are in the ground fast! :)