My Happy Place Volume 2

Here we are yet again Talking about my second home Let me begin On the drive there I get a tummy ache out of excitement I know the way around like the back of my hand You can never make me ask for help I rush through the aisles on my electric wheelchair I will not hesitate to run over other shoppers I tell people I have diabetes so I don't have to walk I mock the other shoppers for being so slow After I'm finished I go to the garden section I peer through the vines looking for a lady I try not to look too shady When I realize I'm out of their league I skip the line and get in my car On the way home I down a beer And try to stay sober so I don't hit a deer