My General Poet Slam

SLAM - a form of poetry wherein poets slam, insult, roast and/or highly criticize each other in poetic form. * My General Poet Slam * You dare refer to what you write as poetry? I read inconsistencies and total lack of originality. Your haiku's truly lose any and all credibility, and your limericks are as lame as can possibly be. Your couplets are what I find most pleasing to read because even though they are meaningless and boring, at least they are brief, but it is most likely that I'll forever give your poetry a read. I'm an insomniac, and your poetry naturally puts me directly to sleep. Don't quit your day job,...seriously, but you might make a fortune helping insomniacs to get some sleep.