My First Experience

Listen to everything I tell you son
You will see that you will have fun
Go to the house of Lady Loo
Knock on the door and do what I tell you to do

So with dad’s advice at hand I knock
The most beautiful woman from Bangkok
She gave me a welcoming embrace 
And looked at my pimply braced face

Then she led me through a door
Into a room full of joys and more
“Lay her on the bed”
“And handcuff her hands to it behind her head”

So I did exactly what dad had said
With my face a bright pimply red
She said “who’s son are you boy?”
With my clothes off, she screamed “Mr. Smith’s” in joy
As her eyes googled my toy

Now me knees were knocking a tune 
So I dressed and was out there with a zoom
Met my dad out side
He took me home in his ride
As my braces glisten by the light of the moon

He said “ That’s an experience, wasn’t it fun”
“Now I have a man for a son”
Three months later in the papers I read
Lady Loo found dead
Her hands handcuffed behind her head
As dry as a prune on her bed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Dietrich Avatar
July 16, 2011 at 8:14 AM
And congrats, though I'd give you first place for creativity.
Dietrich Avatar
July 16, 2011 at 8:13 AM
hahaha, oh, my gosh, you are so funny. First date indeed? First murder. hahahaha
Mehta Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 3:45 PM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of Carol, Sydney
Sweetheart Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Congrats Sidney on your terrific third place win in first date with this awesome entry luv.. as awesome as u are my friend..enjoy...
Neels Avatar
September 8, 2010 at 12:24 AM
See? My observation was right lol.. Poor Lady Loo... Mr. Wit at it again ;)
Sweetheart Avatar
September 6, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Sidney u are at it again and I luv it .. how enjoyable luv.. great one..
Culverhouse Avatar
September 6, 2010 at 6:47 PM
funny...thanks for your comments!
Chrest Avatar
September 6, 2010 at 6:27 PM
oh my..what an experience even with guidance...but methinks he might have forgot to inform you of one small wee detail .....lol...I giggled at your clever turns of phrases..hehe..in poetry, Dory
A  Avatar
September 6, 2010 at 3:58 PM
WoW! YoUR pOem is just sO wOw! Sidney, what a first expression*luv~SKAT
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