My First and Possibly Last Country Western Song

Country western songs are for the lonely and the sad They drone on and on, and some are truly pretty bad. If you have heard one, you have pretty much heard them all. Most are about the good guy losing the pretty girl after all. Oh, give me a country western wail and shrill twang Where the moon dogs howl and the moon doth clang Give me a cowboy with a belt buckle that flips and flops Bore me to death until my bored heart stops Country western music blah blah blah The drummer can drum it with a rah rah rah You can sleep through it for it is silly, lah dee dah Country music blah blah blah Country western songs are for the ones who like to drown In their own mire and muck, human dogs from a pound Country western gives me no personal happiness or delight. I would rather listen to the news stations throughout my night. Oh give me a country western truck that I can take mudding. A motor I can ruin and make my dad pay for, McFudding. Give me a rodeo, some chaps, a lasso and some worn boots. Throw in a bull, cow, or horse, and send me down some hay chutes. Country western music blah blah blah The drummer can drum it with a rah rah rah You can sleep through it for it is silly, lah dee dah Country music blah blah blah