My Dearest Wife

My dearest wife, you are my chief, you guide with natural ease, You’re wonderful to live with, and you always aim to please. What can I say? You’re brill, you’re fab, you are my guiding star, However, I must admit, I’m a better chef by far. My dearest wife, my glamorous assistant who sparkles all the time, We’ll enjoy a drink tonight – gin for you and I’ll be on the wine. You brighten up my day, you always make me smile, Being married to you makes life even more worthwhile. My dearest wife, I’m the joker in the pack, and you are certainly the ace, I drive you so mad at times, you’ll want to slap my face. We never go on a date night because we’re always skint, I’m happy regardless as being with you is mint.