My Day

Just woke up with a crook in my neck, Check the mailbox and didn't get my check, Got on the bus and noticed my shirt was inside out, And sat next to lady who kept going off with her mouth, Got to my job and they laid me off, So I put on my jacket but it was a size to small, Was standing in the cold for a bus I didn't know already past, I could of sworn some one walked past and grabbed my ass!, It was almost empty when it came but I was suddenly warm, My co-worker was there with my jacket on, Traded her, got off and started for my steps, The mail man came and handed me my check, Walked in the house to the answering machine, I got an interview tomorrow at three, Went into my room and jumped into bed, Right after I pulled my shirt over my head.