My Chat With Jesus

"Do on to others as you would have others do on to you." "Hey Jesus, Ya know what the problem is with You? You use too many words to reach too many people. The average individual is a spiritual idiot. (No offense, average individual idiot spiritual people) What You have to do, is limit Your words to a very few, I suggest People Helping People." He said He must stand by what He has already said. "But please feel free," He told me "Do your People Helping People thing. Forge ahead!" To which I responded, "Hey Buddy, I don't need permission from You. You do what You do and I'll do what I do too. Your job is to insure that others get to heaven with a spiritual rebirth. My job is People Helping People to attain salvation here on earth." He had a good laugh and went on to say, "I Love You My Crazy Brother." "Right back at Ya man," I went on to say. We embraced each other affectionatly, then went our seperate way.