Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

My Budding Fellow Psychoanalysts

    Which disorder should I model for my class today
       Anorexia-bulimia is simply too passe
    Obsessive compulsive – so 20th century

    Agoraphobia is a distinct possibility
       ‘Cos acrophobia’s too HIGH-ly infectious for me

    Then again, what about good old paranoid schizophrenia
        It complements my arthritis and osteopenia. -- But

     my budding fellow psychoanalysts, I’ve selected Jewish-mother-anxiety
        ~ since you all will misdiagnose it as made-for-TV comedy*




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     *Whatever the 'h' that is! lol...

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Michael Tor April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM Love your witty comedic mind Mr Gershon so clever...

Kim Rodrigues April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM Too funny…obsessively so…impressively so! Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM Yes -- depressingly so; repressively so; regressingly so...

Oliver Mckeithan April 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM Witty one Gershon. LOL. Is this like Irish guilt? Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM Oh, exactly, Professor.

Regina Elliott April 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM Very witty, lol! Gershon, you've penned a charming one. I laugh at my own mental illness which can be a source of comedy. Happy April 1st. All the best. :) Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM Mental illness? You? Bah. Humbug. I don't buy it.