My Budding Fellow Psychoanalysts

Which disorder should I model for my class today Anorexia-bulimia is simply too passe Obsessive compulsive – so 20th century Agoraphobia is a distinct possibility ‘Cos acrophobia’s too HIGH-ly infectious for me Then again, what about good old paranoid schizophrenia It complements my arthritis and osteopenia. -- But my budding fellow psychoanalysts, I’ve selected Jewish-mother-anxiety ~ since you all will misdiagnose it as made-for-TV comedy* _______________________________________________ *Whatever the 'h' that is! lol...