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My Blue Cheese Is Bacon

MY BLUE CHEESE IS BACON

Crispy, well-done with lettuce and tomato on toast
with mayonnaise or miracle whip, a touch to my lips,
but how my mind races when soggy tomato does coast
down my tongue with wobbly, undercooked slips
of gristly bacon. I try to hide my displeasure from my host
as I gregariously gag, snipping at bites, pleasure to kip.
I’ve finally washed the slippery eel down with the most
satisfying glass of milk and smile whilst crunching potato chips.

1/11/2017

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Cheryl Hoffman Date: 1/17/2018 8:32:00 AM Lol, I don't like slimy food either! I use the vegan bacon from time to time which is really good for BLTs…love the humorous way you described it as being a slippery eel! Good luck in the contest Kim!~Che :) Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/17/2018 8:56:00 AM Thanks! Cheers to fine food! ...Kim

Freddie Robinson Jr. Date: 1/13/2018 10:57:00 AM So funny and elegantly expressed, Kim. Your polite disposition is poetically admirable. Getting served that raw swine deal is friendly criminal ... and people wonder why it's said that a dog is man's best friend. Guess who's eating the guest plate. Lol! Wonderful spot of poetry, dear. Cup of tea salute ... here, here! Love and best wishes for the new year. Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:59:00 AM Thanks so much, Freddie! Greetings from my cruise...Kim

Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2018 10:34:00 AM I can relate i hate slimey bacon not crispy crunchy or at least well cooked with not a lot of fat on the edges. I hated the bacon in Italy it was vile mainly fat ugh:-( good luck in the contest.hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:37:00 AM Thanks for the warning! xx Kim

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2018 7:57:00 PM I put disgusting pictures on mine to illustrate. haha Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:36:00 AM LOL...just read. On my last day of a relaxing cruise. Cheers...Kim

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2018 7:55:00 PM Oh I detest slithery foods. But gosh, crispy bacon is like the best tasting thing ever! How can people enjoy it barely cooked? It was fun to see what you chose. Mine is a lot more disgusting though. Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/12/2018 1:36:00 PM - :))) ... hard to swallow, Kim :) - Luck in the contest - Enjoy your weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:37:00 AM Thank you! Been enjoying the last week on a cruise! Hugs...Kim

Line Gauthier Date: 1/12/2018 7:10:00 AM I HATE undercooked bacon so I can understand. I enjoyed reading your colourful poem, Kim. GL Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:38:00 AM Thanks, Line! Crisp it up, right! xx Kim

CayCay Jennings Date: 1/11/2018 5:10:00 PM oh, no - all bacon or just bacon soggy as you described? Probably all fatty bacon parts. I love bacon, love it, love it - just like on that doggy commercial, but I do buy only the thick cuts and cook all fat out. I think there are probably more bacon lovers than not, based on my life. OK, no BLTs when you come over, or eggs over easy, I suspect! Good write, Kim. All the best ... CayCay Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/13/2018 10:40:00 AM Oh I can be picky with some foods! <3 Kim