My Biggest Fear

What am I afraid of My biggest fear? I'll gladly tell you If you’ll buy me a beer Ex-wives, girlfriends,any of my ex’s Latinas with knives and most women from Texas Their husbands and boyfriends Usually drunk and packing weapons But if I’m being honest I will have to plead Women just in general scare the hell out of me Let me narrow the field If I must confess Any damn woman in a wedding dress That would have to be my final answer Wait, also nuns with rulers and exotic dancers