My April Fool Horn Haiku For You

My April Fool Horn Haiku looked and saw loose stool had been found in swimming pool produced by cruel fool had brought baseball bat would want to knock someone flat found him to be fat is no Einstein did like fruit that died on vine so he should resign small hands looked like claws character had many flaws grabbing at loose straws. what we had believed by maniac was conceived he should be reprieved really and really is stupid yet still silly played with a filly distinguished Democrats Rude Republican Spoiled Brats on head need some pats