My April Fool Horn Haiku For You
My April Fool Horn Haiku
looked and saw loose stool
had been found in swimming pool
produced by cruel fool
had brought baseball bat
would want to knock someone flat
found him to be fat
is no Einstein
did like fruit that died on vine
so he should resign
small hands looked like claws
character had many flaws
grabbing at loose straws.
what we had believed
by maniac was conceived
he should be reprieved
really and really
is stupid yet still silly
played with a filly
distinguished Democrats
Rude Republican Spoiled Brats
on head need some pats
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