Ms Horsatense

Do not schedule a pta meeting for Miss Horsatense She will have none of that, ridiculous nonsense She does not “do” meetings with others, they would waste her time. Communal living? Not on her dollar or dime. Her dance movements are inventive, her music is her own, her ideas, ways, and means are unique – anomalies unknown. Miss Horsatense does not “do” lunch, it would waste her time. She has never let any man, cat or dog call her “mine”. Her days are filled with whatever she wants to do. She was born with money, in case you had not a clue. Her hairdresser does not know her at all, she will tell you. She lets no one get close, not even her brother, Lou.