Mr Stretchy Cat

Mr. Stretchy Cat elongates himself gladly He rarely eats food, but he is depressed, sadly. Unless he stretches out on a pillow of stripes. That is when his mouth stops making up gripes. When I see him stretched out, I dare not speak. He is waiting only for those with a squeak. Silent in his hunting, he hopes one will wander by. He is stealthy and sneaky, a truly attractive guy. Female parade around him wanting his attention. One followed him home from a Kibble convention. I can see him through his window in a yoga pose. Whatever he is thinking only he and God knows.