Mom Speak

"If I have to telll you one more time to clean your room mister... Clean that plate little man there are starving children no you cant have a toy gun..youll shoot your eye out. if you kep that face its gonna freeze like that Im not going to tell you again to take a bath, cant you smell yourself if you make me pull this car over and come back there your gonna get it did you change your underwear in case of an emergency hold it down in here your making enough noise to wake the dead what do you mean you forgot your homework at school you cant eat that now youll spoil your dinner im not gonnaask you again can you go outside and play in my day I walked to school 3 miles there and back uphill both ways all that candys gonna rot your teeth if you cant say something nice dont say anything at all If I told you once I told you million times wipe your feet when you come inside young man please use a napkin and not your sleeve. dont come down till you clean up your room it smells like something died in there how will you get a girl to like you if you dont comb your hair just you wait till your father gets home RJM2015...MY NEXT WRITE WILL CONTAIN SOME OF THESE...CHECK THIS SPACE