Mole-In-Law

There's a face beside my mother-in-law's mole
It even tries to talk to me
I think the face has taken control
That poor mole's in misery

Side by side like siamese twins
But the mole is kinda cute
The face however is as ugly as sin
Like some kind of infected root

That mole needs to get that face removed
It's a cancer with really bad breath
It's hidieous with hair everywhere
And it scares small children to death

A mole can be called a beauty mark
But that face no beauty is found
It looks like somebody dug it up
Like a corpse deep under ground

Now I'm not saying my mother-in-law's ugly
Even though that's what I said
I just wish my wife's mother
Could be that mole instead

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/22/2010 2:49:00 PM
LOL. A riot. Great job. ...Ralph
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Date: 6/22/2010 9:25:00 AM
LOL!
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Date: 6/22/2010 9:01:00 AM
Lol, Larry I reckon you're looking for trouble :) made me giggle, now people think I'm crazy - rgds Wilma
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