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Mixed Drink Sets Raccoon Straight

Hawaii is the place, raccoon decided, loving the idea of course He sold his farm, plow, tractor, combine, goats, pigs and horse Ran to Hawaii to sit on a pink beach and enjoy the sand He said to his mixed drink, I have found the promised land! The mixed drink began laughing and could not stop. You have not seen the prices here, he said. They are at the top. You should have waited until summer and bought a flowered shirt. And stayed in Illinois where the houses are as cheap as dirt.

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