Mister Twister's Sister

Mister Twister had a sister A maiden oh so fair Mister Twister and his sister Was born in Delaware Mister Twister's little sister Then left to go to college Mister Twister knew his sister Was hungry still for knowledge Mister Twister called his sister To see how she was doing Mister Twister's baby sister Spent all her time there screwing So Mister Twister's little sister Dropped out the first semester Mister Twister found his sister A job as an ice cream tester Mister Twister praised his sister Cause her testing skill astounds Mister Twister's baby sister Now weighs three hundred pounds