Randy Freie Poet Rhyme

Mister Twister's Sister

Mister Twister had a sister
A maiden oh so fair
Mister Twister and his sister
Was born in Delaware

Mister Twister's little sister
Then left to go to college
Mister Twister knew his sister
Was hungry still for knowledge

Mister Twister called his sister
To see how she was doing
Mister Twister's baby sister
Spent all her time there screwing

So Mister Twister's little sister
Dropped out the first semester
Mister Twister found his sister
A job as an ice cream tester

Mister Twister praised his sister
Cause her testing skill astounds
Mister Twister's baby sister
Now weighs three hundred pounds

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David Fisher July 11, 2023 at 5:39 PM This is a fun one, Randy! Sounds like the maiden turned fairly heavy. Randy Freie July 11, 2023 at 6:54 PM Thanks Dave. Yeah, that poor girl didn't stand a chance against Baskin Robbins 31 flavors. Fair today, tons tomorrow.