Mister Right

I’ve been called Mister Scrooge! I’ve been called the fourth stooge! But I will not give up the fight Until somebody calls me Mister Right... I’ve been battered, I’ve been bruised! It’s been said I’m born to lose! But I will not call it a night Until somebody calls me Mister Right... I’ve been told I’m a jerk I’ve been told it wouldn’t work. But I will try with all my might Until somebody calls me Mister Right... I’ve been set up, been put down Called a loser, a fool, a clown. But I will not be put to flight Until somebody calls me Mister Right... I’ve been called a total mess Been accused of thoughtlessness. Oh, but I’ll go on despite Until somebody calls me Mister Right!