Mister Know-it-All

    A holiday comes
      a holiday goes
   Will it come again
      God only knows

   Aw, cut the crap
      I ain't fallin' in this trap
   Of course it's comin' next year
      Go soak your brain in stale beer

   Not-so-fast, Mr. Know-it-All
      Your ego's cruisin' for a fall
   Next year, 2024, there'll be a world war
      Bombs, missiles, lots of gore

   You mean, the world might end
      before my favorite holiday
   Well, at least now I've reason
      to ditch the dogma and pray
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Hinshaw Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Masterful verse from the Master of Verse, Gershon. Love it! Happy Thanksgiving! Bob H
Wolf Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Quite a nicely phrased compliment there, Bob. Do you happen to 'dabble in poetry?' lol. Thank you so much, and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. :) Gershon
Lawless Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 3:58 AM
sounds like the old bumper sticker MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA may be coming back into fashion....great last line
Wolf Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Now that is a bumper sticker 'to die for.' ~ Arf, arf, arrrggghh
Maverick Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Dear God, why do humans not learn.? Well that may just be it..? Why did that young man go and Live with grizzly bears.? Why do some people Venture into extreme weather conditions? Or climb the sides of volcanos.? Why.?
Hawkins Avatar
November 21, 2023 at 10:15 PM
That will be the right thing to do.
Greenhough Avatar
November 21, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Holidays are just fancy dressed everdays.
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