Misson of Hope and Faith

The unicorn eggs had been hidden many fortnights ago, The last to remember them was a Prophetess named Woe. She had written down the secret sign to open the safe of gold But it had blown under the throne room floor and now lay cold. Because it was their tradition, armed guards continued to stand guard. No idea they were guarding priceless unicorn eggs loaned by a bard. A magical castle this had once been, with glorious tapestries and such. War of the Giant Blasters had torn it apart; now it was not much. Troupe of faeries were hired. They had given king the smallest bid. On a mission of hope and faith, for they knew what Wow did. When they chopped up the floor, they tunneled into the unopened safe. Squirreled magic unicorn eggs to fairy land for their Princess Grace. Guards continue to guard the gold safe daily, thinking it holds riches. It truly is practically empty but sh! None of us want to be snitches. One day someone will give you some released unicorn eggs. Then there will be rainbow unicorns prancing about under your legs!