Milk Delivery

Imagine you’re a housewife
With secrets to conceal
The milkman’s coming every day
As he does he screams ’Unreal’!
Imagine you’re a husband
Who’s chanced upon the scene?
The shock on her face as she turns
From flush hot pink to green!
‘Darling you’re home early,
You should have called me first,
I ordered extra milk today,
To quench my awful thirst’!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Jennings Avatar
October 9, 2011 at 2:27 AM
omg, that is hilarious, unless my mind in the wrong gutter!
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