Merry Christmas Mom

Merry Christmas to my most favorite mom or should I say "Santa Claus" I will never know how you pull it off without one whimper or yawn But I guess it is the klonopin that keeps you "real" calm year after year Fall after fall You're out there raking leafs until you look like a old rag doll and just when you think you're about to bawl and lost all your zeal you step on you're soap box and simply squeal "Jesus take the wheel" okay, Enough of the jokes because without you my ass would be broke and i would be worse off than when I ate that hot dog too fast and chocked So mom, all all I've trying to say from the start Is merry Christmas and I love you, From the bottom of my heart