Meeting the Maddest Hatter

Frankly my dears, I had never met a mad hatter in real life He claimed to be the maddest for he was angry with his wife. I tried to listen, but he was totally unreasonable with me. Insisting he was too angry to listen, he was belligerent you see. I tried to get away, but he never stopped talking. I know it’s not polite, but I finally ran away from his squawking. Have you met the maddest hatter? Someone asked the next day. Yes, I have I admitted, and I quickly got away.