Meeting Captain Gary Bee a Pirate

Every pirate west of the Caribbean had heard of Captain Gary Bee. He was reputed to be way younger than the next captain at twenty-three. We were anxious to meet him, so we invited him to tea. He strutted in with short pants, that barely covered up a knee. It is rude to ask pirate captains their age, so we did not. But he could not have been a decade older than a tot. He spoke with polish and finesse', was unassuming and not brassy. After a lunch of bean curd and bean salad, he was a bit gassy. Excuse me! He said after each burp, belch and break of wind. We thought he was delightful; he became an instant friend. Captain Gary Bee, the notorious pirate king of the seven Seas I was glad he decided to stop in often for our cakes and teas.