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Matthew Slice and His Wingless Lice

It’s Matthew Slice with his throwable dice
And his spiky hair filled with wingless lice
But they save the day not once, not twice but thrice.
They spit on his face, so he pays the price
The lice are heroes. Please take my advice

All hail the heroes, defeating a zero
All hail the heroes, on the planet of Shiro
It’s Matthew Slice, who’s looking so nice
Along with his best friends, the wingless lice.
Planet Shiro’s lice are greater than Nero

Here comes the one from the burning sun
Here come the ones who are having some fun
The goons’ remarks are just weighing puns
Those filthy goons have nowhere to run
Screw the goons with their pointy guns!!!


It’s Matthew Slice with his throwable dice
And his spiky hair filled with wingless lice
They’re the bravest heroes of the insect race
They’re the bravest heroes from out of space
It’s Matthew slice and his wingless lice!!!!

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Date: 7/25/2024 2:55:00 PM
I enjoyed this one! Enjoyed the creativity and flow. Thanks for sharing!
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