Matthew Slice and His Wingless Lice

It’s Matthew Slice with his throwable dice And his spiky hair filled with wingless lice But they save the day not once, not twice but thrice. They spit on his face, so he pays the price The lice are heroes. Please take my advice All hail the heroes, defeating a zero All hail the heroes, on the planet of Shiro It’s Matthew Slice, who’s looking so nice Along with his best friends, the wingless lice. Planet Shiro’s lice are greater than Nero Here comes the one from the burning sun Here come the ones who are having some fun The goons’ remarks are just weighing puns Those filthy goons have nowhere to run Screw the goons with their pointy guns!!! It’s Matthew Slice with his throwable dice And his spiky hair filled with wingless lice They’re the bravest heroes of the insect race They’re the bravest heroes from out of space It’s Matthew slice and his wingless lice!!!!