Master Class

Buy a house in Houston
And be in for a surprise.
You cannot try the master bath
Or bedroom on for size.

For “master” in descriptions
Hints of slavery and so
The bed and bath are “primary,”
A helpful thing to know.

So many words are changing
It could be a real disaster
If we can’t keep up because of all
The rules to (uh-oh!) master.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Watt Avatar
July 11, 2020 at 6:35 PM
In my field of electrical engineering there are master-slave circuits which describe which circuit acts and which reacts. I imagine that will be revised. Also male and female connectors? You never know, it could become they and they connectors depending on how they identify.
Rigoler Avatar
July 9, 2020 at 9:31 AM
This is so true. Everything is being turned upside down. Words are becoming our enemies! Actions are taking place without forethought of consequences! Activists are unknowingly becomes slaves their own outrageous behaviors! What's next? / M
Leffanta Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 11:58 PM
Clever girl! But if people are not "master" of their pets, whom is? Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 10:29 PM
Ha, ha, ha! Perfect! And so apropos for today's P.C., um, er, Geniuses! FAVE for sure. Thanks, Ilene.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 2:51 PM
Oh I did not know that! Cute poem, enjoyed! xomo
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