Married At First Kite

The producer spoke to the TV executive with excitement yesterday. New show idea! He said. It will be great in every single way! What is it? The executive asked in a voice that was barely a hum. “Married at first kite,” the producer said, as if he was his chum. Been done, the executive said. In the seventh season we are. No! The producer insisted. This show will be a shining star. “Married at first bite?” the tired, worn-out executive asked “No. Married at first kite,” the producer said as he basked. How does it work? The executive asked. And is it fun? They all have a kite,. Which ever lands at their feet is the one. It might work, the executive said but your budget is less than zero. Producer went to another network, where he is now a kite king hero. Now we have a new problem, all merry and tight. The vampires want a new TV show - Married at First Bite!