Many ways I don't want to die

Oh the many ways I do not want to die
Captured by cannibals and made into stir fry
Maybe getting chased down by a raptor
they're not alive, so that's not a factor
How about if I fell off a cliff
Wasn't watching, while I was smoking a spliff
Most likely would be a car crash
or contracting a deadly rash
A spiders bite?
Definitely a fright
Getting captured at sea
by some pirate wannabee
Stung by a jellyfish
would not be my wish
So what ever gets me hopefully it's fast
Until then I enjoy each day till my last.
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