Manstration
can we just talk about all the famous male chefs?
like hi guys , could you go back to the garage where you belong and fix my car?
next thing you know men are going to want to be fashion designers and hairstylists
when everyone knows men are only good for being lousy politicians and chopping firewood.
men will be walking up the streets wearing glitter instead of saw dust
make up instead of beards
guys
quit acting like you are worth more than your penises and broad shoulders
does it make you uncomfortable ? men?
being addressed like that?
because if that little bit does imagine this!
men sit with your legs crosses
men don't take up a lot of space
you only deserve so much room so make yourself small
don’t speak up unless you have something important to say
and don’t assume what you have to say is important
men learn how to sew, cook, and clean
men worry about your weight
worry about your hair
worry about your cloths
if you want anyone to respect you make your voice deeper
if you want women to acknowledge you
dress and stand like women
men your bodily functions are gross try and hide them
BE PREPARED
for people to tell you they accept all of the body types
but think that about 5 body types are all of them
be prepared to walk up the streets and tone out
“heyyy boy what's your hurry?” “ damn , that ass though”
also when walking up streets
be prepared to hold your keys on clenched fist with the other in your pocket clenching pepper spray
there is a 1 in 6 chance you are going to get raped on your way home from the office
men,
next time you want to joke around and tell a girl to go the kitchen and make you a sandwich
you had better put on a skirt first
this way she will be able to acknowledge that you are talking to her
Copyright © Emma Kalliway | Year Posted 2015
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