Manstration

can we just talk about all the famous male chefs? like hi guys , could you go back to the garage where you belong and fix my car? next thing you know men are going to want to be fashion designers and hairstylists when everyone knows men are only good for being lousy politicians and chopping firewood. men will be walking up the streets wearing glitter instead of saw dust make up instead of beards guys quit acting like you are worth more than your penises and broad shoulders does it make you uncomfortable ? men? being addressed like that? because if that little bit does imagine this! men sit with your legs crosses men don't take up a lot of space you only deserve so much room so make yourself small don’t speak up unless you have something important to say and don’t assume what you have to say is important men learn how to sew, cook, and clean men worry about your weight worry about your hair worry about your cloths if you want anyone to respect you make your voice deeper if you want women to acknowledge you dress and stand like women men your bodily functions are gross try and hide them BE PREPARED for people to tell you they accept all of the body types but think that about 5 body types are all of them be prepared to walk up the streets and tone out “heyyy boy what's your hurry?” “ damn , that ass though” also when walking up streets be prepared to hold your keys on clenched fist with the other in your pocket clenching pepper spray there is a 1 in 6 chance you are going to get raped on your way home from the office men, next time you want to joke around and tell a girl to go the kitchen and make you a sandwich you had better put on a skirt first this way she will be able to acknowledge that you are talking to her