Mama Bullfrog

Dainty toad girlie gave a cha-cha-cha Her dress was lacy, and her lashes were tah-dah You have so much lace! Said her potential mother-in-law She was persnickety though, this mother of Thaw. Thaw had been chasing the dainty bullfrog around the bog. She did not want to disrespect him, but he was a crazy frog. I have promised myself to Cedric, a well-behaved toad. He has the best manners, and his feet are spotted with gold. I could carry you off, threatened the bullfrog to toadie girl. But his mother stopped him right there and gave his ear a whirl. You will not disrespect women, even if they are faeries or toads. The rest of us were glad he had a mama like Mamie Bullfrog Olds.