Male Homosexuality

I promote and encourage all men to convert to homosexuality,
so that there will be no competition and all women left for me.
Pretty scary, huh ladies?
Imagine if that became reality.
The whole planet would most likely go totally lesbo too eventually
if I were the only heterosexual male left and willing to breed.
Damnit! My plan backfired on me!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Mister Roboto Avatar
October 29, 2011 at 9:32 PM
GREAT STUFF!
Dietrich Avatar
October 16, 2011 at 1:49 AM
hahaha, very cute, Silly Billy. how are you doing these days?
Thekidster Avatar
October 21, 2011 at 9:23 AM
SOSDD Ms Andrea D. Just in case you don't know what I'm trying to say, SOSDD means Same Old Shi...opps, I mean Stuff, Different Day.
Smith Avatar
October 15, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Ha! That's a fun fantasy.
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