Making Sure

The supermarket carries beer,
(I love my IPA’s)
But every time we buy some here,
We hear the same old phrase;

“You need to show us some ID,”
Which doesn’t make much sense
Since, speaking for my spouse and me,
There isn’t much suspense 

In guessing that we’re of an age
That’s legal multiplied
By 3 or almost 4, the stage 
Where we can’t be denied.

Yet still, our licenses come out,
As Pa. law demands,
Although there isn’t any doubt
Each cashier understands 

That our ID’s are far from fake;
It only takes one glance
To know it would be some mistake
To look at us askance.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Flood Avatar
April 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Great write, Ilene. Of course, in this woke world, they might be accused of ageism if they didn’t ask. For all of the UK’s faults, at least I’m not asked for ID when buying alcohol (infrequently, you understand). I often offer it in jest… they don’t even grin… bast*rds!
Dietrich Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Oh yes. The old trick of getting out the license when we are very clearly of age. It's utterly ridiculous. Great job depicting it
Greenhough Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Lol. This poem is an age reminder.
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