Making Steamboat Tom Mad

Whatever you do don’t make Tom mad He is the meanest at the convention a real cad I had been to Steamboat conventions lots before Which one is he? I asked my sister De La More. The one with the club foot, he is a bad ass cat. I stared at him then he was virile, kind of phat. I think I will be his friend, I said that soft June day. I wandered by him and said “hidey hey!’ I am big and grouchy and mean, he said. I gave him a quick look and threw back my head. Laughing a donkey’s laugh, that almost never would end. From that minute, that day, he became a very fast friend.