Make a Wish

Timmy was distraught, he thought that he was late for school He’d lost his phone, so of the time, he had no clue at all Teacher stooped and when she stood, she held a dandelion There’s other things than watches, clocks and phones you can rely on The weed was past it’s flower and was now a fairy blowball With this you tell the time or make a wish, but not a phone call You count each time you blow it and you’ll see what time it is But if you want to make a wish try blowing it a kiss Timmy took the weed and said should I be f***ing puffing Teacher said don’t use that word in future please say ‘chuffing’ Timmy blew the fairy ball just once and it was bare But he’d left home at eight-fifteen and it’s not far from there Teacher said that’s just one puff, but did you make a wish Yes Miss, he said, I wished I knew what chuffing time it is