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Magic Beans

I ate some beans and got real sick. My brains felt like they were three feet thick. Once it cleared and I felt better. I knew right then that I would get her. The remnants of the magic spell. Delivered me from my own hell. I quickly weighed another dose. Decided last time was too close. My aura shines with new found luck. No longer is my psyche stuck. She loves me every night and day. It's for those beans that I now pray. I ate some more and puked my guts. At first, I thought I must be nuts. But sure as heck, my dream came true. I won the lottery when it was through. So like a Genie in a magic lamp. My third wish, I got a cramp. But when I finally could relax. I found I didn't even have to pay tax. I gave them magic beans away. So someone else can have their way. But if I was them, first thing I'd ask. Is to not get sick on every task.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 2/16/2015 12:29:00 AM
Robert, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT
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Date: 2/14/2015 4:05:00 PM
Back to congratulate you on your win. Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day
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Date: 2/14/2015 10:43:00 AM
love the humour here am so glad I stopped by to read this - many congrats:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/14/2015 2:52:00 AM
Robert, Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA
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Date: 2/9/2015 6:43:00 PM
boy, you had a GREAT time with the magic beans contest, my friend. You did a clever write. Good luck in the contest!(can't believe I had missed this one earlier)
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Date: 2/3/2015 3:26:00 PM
LMAO - love your sense of humour. I guess those beans will still give the next person gas
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Date: 2/1/2015 12:34:00 PM
How delightful !!!! Big smiles and a few laughs out loud !! I wonder if we could soak the side effects out of them?? lol I do love this creative,upbeat, and funny poem !! Toot-toot... 2 beans delivered on my page at your request.
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Date: 1/31/2015 8:19:00 PM
Robert, how creative, I want some of those beans but I don't want the side affects. 7 Blessings Eve
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Date: 1/31/2015 8:03:00 PM
ha! this cracked me up, robert! very clever and wonderfully written...
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Date: 1/31/2015 3:53:00 PM
Very nice pen Robert! Enjoyed your piece my dear friend! A 7 from me! Have a very nice weekend. :) Love and hugs! D. ^O^"
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