Madness Waits

Madness waits for me Like a groom waits for his bride And here I come all dressed in white Wagging my tail behind me Like some stupid ***** Coming on down at The Price is Right Hoping to get rich. Well, what can I say? I know it’s not that way But any day now I’ll flip my lid and take my vow Then the doves get released And liberty is increased Perhaps my vanity will be my dowry And on my wedding night He’ll tie me up in lace Say grace And devour what’s left of my identity And I will not be the same And I’ll take his name And our children Will free the world.