Made In Heaven

In about a million years or so gone by When I was an apprentice for the big man in the sky Got promoted to production on the man assembly line But I got no instruction re the ultimate design While my Lord made woman with her lady glamour glitz He made them soft and streamlined with so many tempting bits But I just kinda struggled with my man assembly kits I really couldn't figure out where each component fits But every now and then the boss would come along And never failed to tell me if I'd got the details wrong One day he shook his head because the shoulders were too wide And he chuckled cos I'd left the plumbing on the outside My master gave me praise for assembling the feet For ten toes placed, five on each side, he thought was rather neat The head was where it ought to be complete with ears and face And apart from those few dangly bits not much was out of place The only problem was I had just one component left Couldn't find a place for it which left me quite bereft My boss then dropped the bombshell that this was all a test I've fitted nearly all parts but had to use the rest So it seemed to me that failure was to be my certain fate The last container's label read one human male prostate I had a massive problem if my test I was to pass And so I checked the manual... Ahhhh!