Macon Bacon
So Willy Wonka’s gone and now I’ve got
his factory. Though chocolate is great,
there’s something else to which I’ve given thought!
Because of Covid, livestock’s gone to waste.
Please, Farmers, do not throw your pigs away!
Although it’s getting hard now to sustain
those animals, pigs’ lives can’t be in vain!
My company is here to save the day.
Inside my factory, we specialize
in makin’ bacon, for who does not love
that sizzlin’ stuff? I’ve brought back bacon fries.
My restaurant nearby has plenty of
the bacon lover’s best! For example:
bacon sliders, bacon mac, and for a tease -
elvis egg rolls, which are more than ample!
We serve bacon onion rings and grilled cheese,
maple bacon smokies, bacon cheese logs,
even bacon apple pie and ice cream!
I want to give a HUG to all the HOGS
who give their lives to make food such a dream.
Old Willy Wonka – he was much too sweet.
At Macon Bacon, life is one gigantic salty treat.
May 20, 2020
Factory located in Macon County, MO (in my imagination)
For Caren Krutsinger's Willy Wonka Is Not Here So What Is My Factory Going To Make Poetry Contest
Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2020
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