Love Potion #9

With MR Paul Masson 
you pour on the charm
Patron plays a part in
you romancing her stone

Theres a method to your madness
 you know what your doing
pour on the drinks 
next comes the screwing

Forget about love potion #9
just keep the drinks coming
she'll be drunk in no time

Bacardi rum will insure he gets some
in his bed till the day light comes
wake in the morning to early day light
his personality gone like a thief in the night

His personality lives in a bottle  
and only shines through
 with a tip a glass and a sniff of her coo

Bacardi, Henessy, Patron or old Masson 
will guarantee he gets his freak on
so forget about love potion #9
he's got the drinks and its party time
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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June 22, 2016 at 9:05 PM
Shewanda, ha I love this poem. SKAT
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