Lingo

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot Met up in a pub and I put them on the spot I’m a language student, I’m in my final year I thought I’d come to Britain and hone my syntax here I told them I’d be very pleased to buy them all a beer If they just sit and chatter while I sit somewhere near Well as they talked I listened and I ordered sandwiches It seemed to me that they were talking different languages So I am not much wiser except it seems I might Have ten to twenty phrases with which to start a fight