Life Is Cruel

You know, life sure is funny The way some things unfold It's like your second childhood In the years that we grow old We gotta go back in diapers So we don't pee the bed We're too old to hold a spoon So, we even gotta be fed And since all our teeth fell out Our food's either mashed or cut And everytime we have too poop Somebody wipes our butt They even have to tie our shoes And put on all our clothes When we come down with a cold Someone has to wipe our nose So, when your days on earth is long Remember this golden rule Living long is not much fun Because sometimes life is cruel