Libation Guide

Champagne when you celebrate Wine just for the taste Whiskey when you need to forget And you have no time to waste Beer when it’s hot and the work is done Brandy when the nights turn cold Rum on the beach fresh fruit within reach Isopropyl when you're growing old Scotch and whatever, black tie affairs Vodka helps you play your role But lying in the bed of an old pickup truck Tequila... lets you visit your soul